Just a person who writes thing. In love with stories, Pokémon, MSPA, ATLA/TLOK, and a bunch of other stuff.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.